dont talk to me im cursed

tu-bruh

iamatinyowl

I have this huge, ex-military biker guy neighbour who is like 80% handlebar moustache and has a ponytail halfway to his ass and him and all his huge biker guy friends all have tiny dogs and special, motorcycle safe seats for them on their bikes and my favourite things is when they all come roaring in on their bikes and take their tiny dogs out of their little studded leather safety carriers there is this loud cacophony of kissy sounds and full blown baby voices like “was that fun sweetie” and “who’s my handsome boy”

laughlikesomethingbroken laughlikesomethingbroken

is this a gang of hagrids

Source: iamatinyowl

sparkling-insecurities

bromar bromar

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle

oknope

ohhawkeye ohhawkeye

I love when court cases are called things like person vs. state because I like to imagine a single person fighting a whole state on their own out of sheer rage

bang

thenightlifebeforemingus thenightlifebeforemingus

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

Source: ghostcongregation

hnybn

To students taking AP classes for the first time

libroslunae libroslunae

• do not slack off
• do your reading
• do not procrastinate
• do your reading
• pay attention to every single detail
• do your reading
• do not rush
• D O Y O U R R E A D I N G

- sincerely, an AP student

luaren

alternatively you can not do any of the above and rely on last minute panic and sheer good luck in order to somehow miraculously pass

stability

thenightlifebeforemingus thenightlifebeforemingus

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

Source: ghostcongregation

trans-pickles

lesbianrey

rey had talked to kylo ren for a grand total of five (5) minutes before she laser targeted his biggest insecurity and called out his whole life as a pathetic member of the white boy serial killer fandom shes such a good role model for girls

doublethebullshit doublethebullshit

The fact that you called Kylo a white boy serial killer just invalidated your entire point .Congratulations you freaking races

thunderthighmobster thunderthighmobster

1) he is white 2) he is a boy 3) he is literally a serial killer 4) .Congratulations you freaking races

Source: lesbianrey

fake-mermaid

artaeologist artaeologist

there are five frogs staring at me right now

adambloghart

but only one can be america’s next top model

Source: reconcicle

zackisontumblr

poetic

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes

Source: poetic

uhmeliamay-deactivated20150305

irenigg irenigg

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

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